Target

What? Trendy Target is losing money in this economy as well; the CEO and store managers are collaborating to cut costs where profits are being lost. Even this marketing supergiant is shaving off the top, as the movement toward e-commerce is having a significant impact on in-store sales.

Not to worry, RedCard fans…you will still have plenty of opportunities to use your card online and in stores that are currently operating. Target’s financial health is still not considered a dire situation, and it is unlikely that the whole company will go belly up anytime soon.