The “No Stopping… Ever” Sign

Solicitors, beware. No matter what you are selling, there are simply some homes that you should just not approach. If you were to see this sign in the yard, steer clear. They probably have some deterrent plan in place.

Anyone who posts this sign knows Jesus, they have girl scout cookies already, and they have no need for a new vacuum cleaner. And if you are of a certain political persuasion, keep on walking, or else.