The Beautiful Love Interests Of Jerry Seinfeld - Page 15 of 47

33. Valerie

Actress: Lauren Graham

Valerie ranks the important people in her life by where they are placed on her speed dial. As a result, Jerry and Valerie’s stepmother start feuding about their relative positions on Valerie’s speed dial.

The stepmother eventually puts Jerry’s number in Valerie’s “emergency” speed dial to confuse her, but when mom is poisoned and Valerie tries to call for help, the joke’s on her. When Jerry mentions this coveted speed dial “status,” Valerie dumps him.