It’s Just Sugar, Sweetie

My last girlfriend used to collect sugar packets from restaurants. When she told me about it at first, I thought it was cute, like collecting matchbooks. Much later, she showed me her collection, and every packet was the same. There weren’t logos or anything, just simple white packets.

I, of course, cracked up and egged her on to try to remember which packet came from which restaurant. She couldn’t, obviously. I guess she was just a sugar hoarder. I think we ended up breaking up a week later. Reddit user: nitewake