There’s Something In The Water

I dated a truly stunning girl for a few months. Every part of her was beautiful, except her teeth–she had more than 10 fillings, and every tooth was stained yellow. I initially felt bad for her, but then, one day, she started talking about how the government secretly puts fluoride in tap water in order to weaken our bones.

She only drank bottled water, but until then, I didn’t know why. I guess she was just a conspiracy theorist or something. I was so relieved when she broke up with me a month later. In hindsight, she was pretty weird, and I think I got lucky. Reddit user: Phunkydischarge