Lacking Perspective

I went on a few dates with a charming fellow. One day, we were discussing where we each lived, and he told me he lived on the left side of his street. I asked, “Left side facing which direction?” He just didn’t understand the concept.

Eventually, I pulled out my phone, and made him point to his house on a map. Obviously, I didn’t end up going over, since understanding basic concepts like right and left is a prerequisite for being in a relationship with me. Reddit user: partfour