AIDS And Seinfeld

My first boyfriend genuinely believed that all gay couples got AIDS. I think he thought it was literally produced whenever two men slept together. He freaked out, and thought we were both going to die after our first time, even though neither of us had AIDS.

As if that wasn’t enough, he also thought Festivus was a real holiday. He didn’t even get the joke when I showed him the Seinfeld episode where Festivus came from. That relationship did not last long after that. Reddit user: punkterminator