Photosynthetic Human

I once had a guy explain to me that people could produce energy by photosynthesis if they tried hard enough. This was his plan if he ever got lost in the wilderness. I made a mental note to never go hiking with him again, since he would probably just tell me to lay in the sun and bake until I didn’t feel hungry anymore.

At the end of our date, I stood up, and told him I was going to “leaf.” I don’t think he even got the joke. He just kept laying there under the sun. I guess he was busy… eating. Reddit user: SlytherEEn