Chocolate Cows

I went for a run with my girlfriend in the countryside one day, and passed some cows. She asked me to take a picture of her next to the “chocolate milk one.” Turns out that she had believed her entire life that brown cows produced chocolate milk, and white cows produced regular milk.

And no, she was not joking in the slightest bit. I decided not to try to ask her to explain what kind of milk black and white spotted cows produced. We’re no longer dating. Whew. Reddit user: Ineedyoursway