Eat Your Vegetables

A guy invited me out to a fancy restaurant for a date once, and then actually asked the waiter what a green bean was. He kept bothering the poor server too since, apparently, he thought that a green bean was simply a bean that was colored green, not it’s own type of vegetable.

I hope this guy didn’t end up on one of those restaurant nightmare blogs, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he did. He makes a good story. I figure, at least he became a funny story that the kitchen staff now laughs about together. Reddit user: captainsaveabro