Johnny And Eve

I’m not exactly religious, but even I know a bit about the bible. One day, my girlfriend asked me why nobody ever talks about Johnny’s role in the Garden of Eden. Confused, I asked her what she meant, and quickly realized she thought God created Johnny Appleseed alongside Adam and Eve.

I mean, come on. I have no idea where she got the idea, and I didn’t stick around long enough to find out. I’m just relieved she didn’t think Harry Potter played a role in Genesis, too. Reddit user: Jayus_YT