Voiceless Voicemail

My ex didn’t understand that voicemails were recorded right after the phone call, if no one answered. I used to get at least three messages a week that were just silence, and an exasperated sigh. I don’t think I ever got a message where he actually said something into the receiver.

My voicemail even said the classic prompt, “Leave a message after the tone,” but he didn’t get it. I sincerely hope he never did this at work, or with anyone who wasn’t already dating him. Bless his heart. Reddit user: vyvyan86