Vocabulary Lessons

I dated a woman with a kid in middle school. I remember her flipping out when her son had to learn the word “erect” for a spelling test. Apparently, she had reached the age of 40 without realizing that “erect” could be used in other contexts, if you know what I mean.

I was quite surprised at her lack of vocabulary. I wonder how many conversations she’s had in her life where she thought the other person was being lewd, and she just didn’t say anything. Oops. Reddit user: Iscariot